Every month i put it off to the very last day. Every month!! I tell myself i’ll never put it all off till the last days of the month but i do it every time. And even now i’m putting it off longer cause i’m tumblr ranting about it!
Anonymous asked:
1, 13, 40, 65. just being curious..
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? All three at the same time. I’m a lesbian, so that means i’m good with tools so i can create a Kitchouchyer (kitchen counter/couch/dryer)
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
Tommy….he doesn’t like people so i wouldn’t want anyone scaring him back under the bed.
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
uhmmmm no i don’t think i have, and yes
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
Oh, this really awesome girl…. And yes it did :)
Kickass Kids of the Day: Craving a midweek pick-me-up? Perhaps in the form of a mini-hipster rendition of Robyn’s “Call Your Girlfriend”?
Twelve- and 8-year-old sisters Lennon and Maisy — and their butter containers — have you covered. You’re welcome.
My day is complete
Anonymous asked:
What happened during your first time then? Haha
Not even gonna say. Hands done one of the most awkward situations i’ve ever been in, that is saying something.
Anonymous asked:
Here goes. 51 53 77 :P
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
Yes! here i’ll give one to you now :)
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina:
Never seen a penis irl and i really don’t remember at all for the vagina. I have one so its not like i was surprised or anything.
Anonymous asked:
BOOM 6, 10, 11 and 16.
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when… My first time…. Everything about my first time.
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to _______do it____ but then __She needed to text one of her boyfriends…
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Again my first time… anything that happened by first time. Not funny at the time but now it’s kind of very hilarious.
Anonymous asked:
T.M.I Tuesday. 4, 9, 17,24 aaaand 55. because secretly we have always wanted to know!
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
Beautiful films… like anything Darren Aronofsky has made or Lars…except the Anti christ…. that is the opposite of horny…way way opposite.
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
I don’t wanna have a baby birthed from my stomach…isn’t that how babies are made?
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
Anonymous asked:
how about 5, 25 and 55?
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Probably like a swamp. Swamps are ewwy
25: Worst possible time to get horny: There is bad times to get horny?…what?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? I wouldn’t
Awkward? That..is my life.
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: When films recreate famous paintings and use it as a location in the film or really beautiful cloud formations or stars!!! If all three of those hit me at once i’d probably die.
15: Two things you like about oral sex: 1. it’s sex and 2. its sex
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Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
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Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
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A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
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Something that never fails to make you horny:
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Where is one place you would never have sex:
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The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
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Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
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What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
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What is the fastest way to make you horny:
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Top or bottom?
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We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
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Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
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Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
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Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
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Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
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Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
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Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
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Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
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Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
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A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
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How big is too big:
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One sexual thing you would never do:
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Biggest turn on:
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Three spots that drive you insane:
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Worst possible time to get horny:
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Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
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Worst sexual idea you ever had:
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How much fapping is too much fapping:
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Best sexual complement you ever got:
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Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
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Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
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Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
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What your favorite part of your body:
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Favorite foreplay activities:
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Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
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What do you wear to bed?
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When was the first time you masturbated:
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Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
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Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
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Have/would you ever have sex outside?
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Have/would you ever had a threesome?
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What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
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Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
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Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
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What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
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What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
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Most attractive celebrity?
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Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
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If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
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Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
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What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
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Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
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Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
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How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
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How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
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Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
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Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
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Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
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Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
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Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
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Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
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Do you watch porn?
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How small is too small?
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Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
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Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
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Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
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Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
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Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
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If you could give yourself head, would you?
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Booty or Boobs?
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If you had a penis, what would you name it?
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Have you ever been on an official date?
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Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
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If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
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Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
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How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
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What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
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If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
